Eva Bush
(More Braun Than Brains)

{Singing fun for the whole family, to the tune of "Peggy Sue"}

You used to be Laura
but you married that horror
your crime may be subliminable
but you married a war criminable

(Chorus)
Oh Eva, oh Eva Bush
you know we love that Bush
that pretty Eva Bush

She used to be a teacher
but now we can't reach her
she banned those peace poets
Eva we didn't think you'd ho' it
(Chorus)

Eva's known to love books
and high-powered Enron crooks
but you know she couldn't be that brainy
since she loved the wrong Cheney
(Chorus)

We knew that George is without sin
and should've known that he would win
when Eva came up with the plan
for naked pyramids of man
(Chorus)

Now would a paragon of morals
rest on Iraqi corpses' laurels
yes her outfits are tres slimming
but as befits a Stepford lemming
(Chorus)

Eva's big boy loves his bike
and there's no pantsuit she won't like
yes they were made for each other
cause she turned out like his mother
(Chorus)

Eva loves her cowpoke
and tells a great horse penis joke
though she wears those pantsuits like a burka
she's a Norman Rockwell berserker
(Chorus)

We know that Eva loves to wave
and that she'd never hurt her slave
but what I'd really like to know
is would our Eva keep it shaved
if it could make that man behave?

(Chorus)
Oh Eva, oh Eva Bush
you know we love that Bush
that pretty Eva Bush

By Anonymous Blogger,
who just happens to be posting
randomly on this particular blog
and who has absolutely no connection
to its proprietor, Larry Piltz,
none whatsoever, none at all,
and Piltz has no idea how
this poem appeared on his blog
and hasn't yet figured out
how to remove it.
He'll be going now.