Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I'm a Little Teabagger

I'm a little teabagger
short and stout
hear me fly off the handle
hear me whine and pout

When I get all steamed up
hear me shout
"Tip me over
I'm poor-me'd out".* **

*PG-rated ending:
"Tip me over
and whore me out".

**R-rated ending:
"Tip me over
and hush my mouth".

---Traditional

1 comment:

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