I'm a Little Teabagger

I'm a little teabagger

short and stout

hear me fly off the handle

hear me whine and pout

When I get all steamed up

hear me shout

"Tip me over

I'm poor-me'd out".* **

*PG-rated ending:

"Tip me over

and whore me out".

**R-rated ending:

"Tip me over

and hush my mouth".

---Traditional