Friday, March 19, 2010

Honey, the Cossacks are here.

Larry Piltz

The Cossacks are coming hurrah hurrah
the Cossacks are coming for you grandma
the Cossacks are coming they’re coming huzzah
the Cossacks are coming for you

The Cossacks are coming in SUVs
the Cossacks are coming get on your knees
the Cossacks are coming say I b-b-beg you p-p-p-please
the Cossacks are coming because you’re the disease

The Cossacks are coming unlock your door
the Cossacks are standing on your kitchen floor
the Cossacks are calling your mother a whore
the Cossacks are coming because of the war

The Cossaks are coming they love their job
the Cossacks are coming they are no snob
the Cossacks will come for any old Bob
the Cossacks are coming for Bob

The Cossacks are coming you won’t know why
the Cossacks are coming they don’t seem shy
the Cossacks are coming to watch you die
the Cossacks are humming and eating your pie

The Cossacks are coming tra la la la
the Cossacks are coming valderee valdera
the Cossacks are coming obla dee obla da
the Cossacks will come if you leave your cole slaw
the Cossacks are coming what a giant faux pax
the Cossacks are coming for you, et tu?
the Cossacks are coming
Hey you!

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