Honey, the Cossacks Are Here. 

The Cossacks are coming hurrah hurrah
the Cossacks are coming for you grandma
the Cossacks are coming they’re coming huzzah
the Cossacks are coming for you

The Cossacks are coming in SUVs
the Cossacks are coming get on your knees
the Cossacks are coming say I b-b-beg you p-p-p-please
the Cossacks are coming because 'you’re the disease'

The Cossacks are coming unlock your door
the Cossacks are standing on your kitchen floor
the Cossacks are calling your mother a whore
the Cossacks are coming 'because of the war'

The Cossacks are coming they love their job
the Cossacks are coming they are no snob
the Cossacks will come for any old Bob
the Cossacks are coming for Bob!

The Cossacks are coming you won’t know why
the Cossacks are coming they don’t seem shy
the Cossacks are coming to watch you die
the Cossacks are humming and eating your pie

The Cossacks are coming tra la la la
the Cossacks are coming valderee valdera
the Cossacks are coming obla dee obla da
the Cossacks will come 'if you don't eat your cole slaw'
the Cossacks are coming what a giant faux pax!
the Cossacks are coming for you, et tu?
the Cossacks are coming
Hey you!